"Zetsu..... thats disgusting!" Tobi said, covering his ears. "I WISH YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW BABIES WERE MADE!"
Everybody in the living room heard Tobi scream, "Oh crap, that doesn't sound good..." Kakuzu said. "I think we need a doctor to help him now.... the poor kids probably traumitized." Zetsu's white side said. "Excuse me? Taking him to the doctor means spending my god damn money, and thats not gonna happen." Kakuzu said. "He has to know sooner or later.." Itachi said. "I guess thats true." Kisame said.
You covered your face with your hands. "Hmm? Whats wrong?" Itachi asked. "Nothing.... just tired." you replied, yawning. "Goddamit, can it get an frickin longer? ZETSU COME DOWN HERE NOW!" Hidan yelled. Zetsu's bedroom door opened hitting against the wall. "Oh my.. I regret telling the boy..." Zetsu's black side said.
"Uhh... No Zetsu! Its ok!! IM ALRIGHT!" Tobi said crossing his arms. "HAHAH! Itachi was right once again! He is not traumitized!" You said smiling with victory. "Awwwww. You and Itachi look so cute." Sasori said. A light blush appeared on your cheecks, you got up, pointing a finger at him, "LOOK SMARTASS DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!" You yelled. "Tsk, don't worry, ive seen better couples on TV, un!" Deidara said. "Whatever..." you said, knowing you and Itachi's love was and still is unbreakable.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOURS LATER ~~~~~~~~~~~
It was dinner time. Usually at this time, leader and the rest of us would gather around and eat whatever was being served, however leader wasn't at the table yet. You sat right beside Itachi of course, with Tobi sitting beside you on your other side. Today, cheese pizza was being served, it was your favourite! "Yes! Pizza!" you said smiling. "Just don't finish the whole goddamn box.." Hidan muttered. "Now why would I do that?" You sarcastically said.
"Holy shit..... where the hell is my Akatsuki ring?" Deidara said starring at Sasori. "How the hell am I supposed to know.. not my responsibily!" Sasori snapped back. "Here we go again.... " Kisame said. "Not again.." Zetsu said, sighing. "Do you remember where you last left it?" Itachi asked, "No I don't actually." Deidara replied. "Ayame, you have byakugan, FIND IT BEFORE LEADER FINDS OUT!"
"Now now, why would she need to do that. Its not her responsibility." Kisame said. "I need it please!!!" Deidara begged, "What? Hell no, im not wasting some goddamn powerful teqnique to find something you lost! Its your fault!" Ayame stated. Itachi put a hand on your shoulder, "Just do it..." he said. "Hm? Ok ok fine!" you replied.
"Byakugan!" as veins appeared near your whitish lavender eyes. You were searching the whole base, "Your ring color is blue right?" you asked him. "Yeah it is." Deidara replied. "Damn.... those veins look so tempting to pop.." Hidan said. "Your such a dumbass Hidan." Sasori said. "Me a dumbass? THE REAL DUMBASS IS - "Enough the both of you." Itachi said. "Tsk, whatever." Hidan said.
"Found IT!" You said. "What?! You really did?" Deidara yelled. You got out of your seat and went under the table. You handed the ring over to Deidara, "Here ya go blondie, next time, don't be so blind." , "Hn, whatever, un" Deidara said as he quickly put his ring on his right index finger.
"Damn, how could you not tell it was under the fucking table?" Hidan asked Deidara, "Well, it might of slipped out of my finger this morning, un. And I don't have eyes like her." He answered.
You heard Pein and Konan's footsteps coming towards the kitchen table. "OMG! HI LEADER AND KONAN!" Tobi said while waving a slice of pizza in the air. Because of Tobis silliness, the pizza flew out of his sloppy hand and got smashed on Hidans face. "THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR TOBI!" Hidan yelled. Sasori chuckled. "Hah! Nice one Tobi!" Sasori said high-fiving him. Hidan held the pizza in his hand and bitch slapped Sasori with the pizza. Sasori, due to his light weight, flew across the room painlessly. You started to laugh your ass off. "HAHAHA!!! SASORI IS A RAGDOLL!!!" you laughed, pointing a finger at him. "Enough! All of you seat yourselves in your seats, now." Pein Ordered. Konan sighed, "Can't you guys behave yourselves?" she asked. "We could, but being good all the time gets boring. It makes it dull and gloomy." Kisame stated. "I agree, un." Deidara nodded his head.
You all sat yourselves in your seats and ate the delicious pizza. After we were all done, we all head up to our rooms and got some sleep. As you and Itachi were walking up the stairs he said something, "Its almost your birthday, April 3rd, am I right?" ( srry guys thats my bday and i rlly wanted to put it :P lol!) "Oh yes thats right, 1 more week." you answered. "Speaking of my birthday, I wonder what presents I'll be getting..." you said smirking. "We'll see when the time comes..." he said whispering in your ear, which send shivers down your back.
You two headed off to your room, and slept cuddling beside each other, happily ever after.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!
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